February 2012
I just got a voicemail for Jim asking for advice on how to cut wood
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can i just
wear makeup and dress attractively for my own enjoyment
and not have to deal with street harassment
or
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
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Irrational Things I Expect From Life
myyearinuselesslists:
1. To somehow be given an awesome, highly paid job which requires minimum effort on my part and mostly just requires me to watch romantic comedies and drink coffee
2. To be knocked off my feet by some combination of dashingly handsome Scotsman, joyously cynical, intelligent Dylan Moran type character and charmingly flawed street musician with floppy hair and a talent for...
idk i just wish i was touching nathan fillion’s face right now
Isn’t it whacky that we all have basically the same skeleton? I was up until like 3 thinking about that
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009. I don't have a smartphone.
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yep still irrationally terrified of guys who have a lot of dating/sexual experience
even if they’re interested in me
good times good times good times good times
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thetimetier:
people who use “sweetheart” in arguments
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I feel like Deon Cole will have his own show one day
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
omg using the bathroom is so weird if u think about it like we just sit there emotionless while a bunch of stuff falls out of our bodies and then we just go on with our lives idk it’s so weird
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Anonymous asked: You are right about Jane Austen being a cop out haha. Although, if you really like her I would recommend Mansfield Park if you have not read it yet.
People applaud me for being “confident” but JOKE’S ON YOU I’m actually unsure of every single thing I say and do~*
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Anonymous asked: 1 & 45
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somebody has a crush on me whoa this is new
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stillslydgn:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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Anonymous asked: What is your favorite book/ author?
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Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
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justjasper:
“you’re my soul mate” i whisper as i look at the blog of someone who lives thousands of miles away and who i’ve only ever talked to on the internet
I can’t have a conversation without explaining where I get my protein or what I’m going to do with my English degree
#whitegirlproblems
I need to get a handle on my emotions and learn how to express them in a way that is not hysterical crying
Any time I feel any intense emotion I just cry
Like for example
In high school my journalism teacher told me that I was the best writer in my class and I was so happy I went to the bathroom and cried for like 20 minutes
Supernatural is some scurry shit and I’m probably going to have nightmares about it
But I shall continue watching because Jensen Ackles
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
dontgobreakingmyhearts:
matturday:
THIS IS AN...
Hey
Ask me how much of my research paper draft I’ve written so far
None
The answer is none
And I’m just going to start watching Supernatural now and not show up for class tomorrow and I am such a shitty student but I somehow get really good grades
